I made something else because crafting is my therapy! I call these Sick Bay Slippers and I think Nurse Chapel would totally wear them.

I made something else because crafting is my therapy! I call these Sick Bay Slippers and I think Nurse Chapel would totally wear them.

I made this dress out of an old sheet (obviously). I can’t get enough of making unseasonal attire!

I made this dress out of an old sheet (obviously). I can’t get enough of making unseasonal attire!

Today I made a summer shirt, BECAUSE I AM SO SICK OF ALL THE SNOW. The print has little sugar skulls on it.

Today I made a summer shirt, BECAUSE I AM SO SICK OF ALL THE SNOW. The print has little sugar skulls on it.

I’m going to be 25 soon!

I’ve decided that age 25 would be a good time to recommit myself to my health. I have pretty healthy habits, I suppose, when compared to most people but I do have a tendency to let stress get to me. I currently have a very stressful job, which means it gets to me more often than not. I spend my time reading Buzzfeed instead of reading books. Instead of going to the gym, I go straight home after a long day of pleading with a bunch of 18 year olds to please just answer the damn question all I want is one sentence OH WAIT YOU CAN’T WRITE A SENTENCE. 

Anyway, 25. Halfway to 50. A good time to start thinking about developing and keeping healthy habits like reading fiction AND non-fiction, swimming, cycling and eating well. I always feel better when I do these things, so why do I not want to do them at the end of the day?

This being said, I am still going to drink beer and eat donuts.

The Pogues and Kirsty McColl sing “Fairytale of New York” for you and your lousy boyfriend/girlfriend.

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Billy Bragg sings “St. Swithin’s Day” for you!

It's not your intelligence, it's your tardiness

  • Student: I did everything wrong.
  • Miss: Well if you hadn't come late and then left for the bathroom immediately, you would have heard me explain the directions that are written at the top of the paper.
  • Student: What, I gotta do it again because I didn't do it right?
  • Miss: Yes.
  • Student: Hell no, Miss. It's your fault you didn't explain it to me. I'm done.

This is what a quote looks like!

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